Updated December 29, 2018:

This article is still available at the Irish Examiner but, as I have seen all too often recently, it might disappear sometime soon, so here is the full text of Charley Brady’s wonderful Christmas story about the Grinch and Gabriel Byrne. Apologies for swiping the entire thing, of course, but not sorry, really. wink

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

Tuesday December 17, 2008

Byrne Brings Back Christmas For The Grinch

By Charley Brady

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away… There was a guy called Charley who was blinded to the beauty that this world can so often show to you…

OK, enough of the whimsical.

You know at this stage that I am trying in my own ham-fisted way to say that sometimes there is a different side to the world that people like me don’t quite get, usually because we are used to seeing that world as it is and not just some fairy story where the Magical Giant from the top of the Bean Stock somehow managed to make the world in six days (taking a day off -think it was a Sunday – in order to have a nice evening’s kip).

Do you know what happens then?

Something like the documentary on Irish actor Gabriel Byrne turns up and you find that he has changed the original article that you wanted to write totally around. I had intended this piece to be about the events in Ireland of the last few months.

You know, the usual stuff: kids who can barely shave yet, while having the know how to get a gun and put a bullet through the body of a man; of having our increasingly oddball readers puzzle at the amount of weapons that are being bought by murderous little wastes of space, when any journalist worth his salt can tell them exactly where they are buying them.

Of having a health system in absolute chaos and a government that couldn’t give a rat’s backside whether it is or not; of having to see €12 million being poured into a new scheme engineered to bully us in to voting “Yes” in the Lisbon Treaty which we have democratically turned down.

In fact of having democracy itself, in a very sinister manner, being given the Royal Order of the Boot.

Then you watch the Archbishop of Dublin (who seems to be a good bloke, he said reluctantly) talk of the recession and how we need to learn austerity, while he is all the while wearing a piece of bling around his neck that would put Puff Daddy to shame.

Sorry, Puff, what exactly are you called these days anyway – is it P Diddly or Bo Diddley or Pooch Diddly or Strutting Peacock Diva Dumbley? What the hey, we’ll go for the latter, I think.

Suits you sir. And oh please, don’t send your bodyguards to get me.

What is this with the name changes anyway? Jennifer Lopez or is it J-Lo? Or Snoop Doggy Dog or Snoop Dog?

I get lost.

So you can imagine how, in the midst of all my usual blues at this horrible, horrible time of the year, when you listen to spoiled little munchkins running around screaming at their weakling parents about how they want the latest over-priced gadget so that they can play with it for a day before they break it or toss it aside, never to be seen again.

When you hear the sick- inducing hymn singing abominations who come a-calling at your door in an attempt to gouge the last few shekels out of pockets that have been emptied, if you’re dopey enough to have let them, by the charity bucket waving crazies, most of them on a commission, who hassle you as you attempt to weave your way reluctantly down a street where “Silent Night” or the ghastly “When a Child is Born” and the usual saccharine rubbish is being blasted into your Christmas-hating ears, then you realise that it’s time for the boiling oil to be poured forth from the castle turrets.

And then…

Then you watch Irish actor Gabriel Byrne talk so openly about the obvious love that he has for his children and you find that something that you had lost in your soul suddenly awakens.

And you know that beneath all the bull nonsense that you hear, that there are actually decent people who celebrate this time of the year.

Not because of unbelievable religious hot-shot-ing but because they love what they have given to this strange but beautiful world.

What Gabriel Byrne gave back to me was the beauty of this time.

Apart from anything else what came through from this man that I have never met was the clear love from his eyes as he spoke about his children.

Now I want to make it clear that I hate this guy. After all he isn’t just a terrific actor but is also a wonderful writer and is a modest and introspective man to boot. On top of that he gets better looking as he gets older!

In fact, even as we speak I am consulting the “Necronimicon” in order to see if I can exchange what’s left of my soul for his.

He made me think of all the things that I have to be grateful for: a wonderful childhood that I would not swap for anybody elses; a father, dead now these last five years and whom I think about every single day.

The wonderful existence that chance itself gave me, through my work, to travel to places that I never, as a kid, thought of seeing.

Of my love of old movies and my benign jealously of Anne, working in the neighbouring village of Loughrea and her almost preternatural knowledge of that era and its wonderful films.

Of her exuberance and delight at her love of the genre and the way that she’s going to kill me when she reads this.

Of walks in the Renville Woods and watching the sunset over the bay at Galway. Trite it may sound but it is also awesome.

Whether you see it on a summer day or look at it through a roaring wind that makes you feel like Heathcliffe raging across the Moor

Of my love of books. Of the music of Tom Waites and Lou Reed and Beethoven and Tom Petty and Philip Glass and Bach.

Of my introduction in these past years to a young member of the Travelling community to which I was always prejudiced against but who is now not only a friend but someone that I look forward to seeing. William is just a good man and a good father and that’s enough in this blighted age.

Of the fact that my adopted village of Oranmore has opened a terrific food shop called Susan and Adam’s Kitchen Pantry which is choc- a-bloc with the finest of local ingredients: great cheeses and chutneys, mouth-watering marmalades and a gorgeous lemon curd.

Of perfect ‘for one’ meals that suit a grouchy bachelor who loves to take care of his stomach. You get the idea.

Hell, of just being alive and curious and wondering where this century will take us. Where it will take all of us.

For all my moaning, of living in a country that I love and know that (at least for now) I can say and write what I please without having my door booted in at three in the morning, dragged out and beheaded.

Because, do you know something, this world for its faults is a great one.

Don’t worry about the new improved me, though. I’ll be off for a couple of weeks but hopefully will be back in January…

Where it will be my old cranky self again.

Same bat-time! Same bat-channel!

And thanks again for spreading a little light onto this curmudgeon, Mr Byrne.

And to all of you, a very merry Christmas and a happy and loving and peaceful New Year.

* I don’t know if they have shown it in the States yet but the Gabriel Byrne documentary is called “Stories from Home”. Well worth catching.


Original Posting, December 23, 2008:

A very Grinchy Charley Brady writes about Gabriel Byrne: Stories From Home in the Irish Examiner USA (Dec 17, 2008):

“…So you can imagine how, in the midst of all my usual blues at this horrible, horrible time of the year, when you listen to spoiled little munchkins running around screaming at the weakling parents about how they want the latest over-priced gadget so that they can play with it for a day before they break it or toss it aside, never to be seen again…

…And the usual saccharine rubbish is being blasted into your Christmas-hating ears, then you realize that it’s time for the boiling oil to be poured forth from the castle turrets. And then…

Then you watch Irish actor Gabriel Byrne talk so openly about the obvious love that he has for his children and you find something that you had lost in your soul suddenly awakens…

What Gabriel Byrne gave back to me was the beauty of this time.”

Read the entire article here.

Merry Christmas, Mr. Brady. And God Bless Us, Every One (apologies to Dickens)!

Max says Happy Holidays, too.

4 Comments

  1. charley brady

    Hi Stella,

    This ancient article was pointed out to me recently and I’m glad to say I didn’t cringe when I reread it. I’m still grumpy and I still love watching Byrne. For what it’s worth my favourite film of his is still “Gothic” and likely to remain so unless he plays Byron again and it’s directed by the Marquis de Sade.

    Or is my favourite “Defence of the Realm”? Hell, now I’m confused.

  2. Mr. Brady! Thanks for the comment. I loved your article (not so ancient) and the sentiment you expressed. There are Byrne fans here who would second your choice of “Gothic.” And a version with GB directed by de Sade? O My! That would be truly delish. Glad you dropped by!

  3. charley brady

    Ms. Stella! Glad I dropped by and discovered this website myself.

    It got me thinking of directors that I would have liked to see making use of your hero. The guy who jumps out at me for the moment is Sam Peckinpah. (All heads bowed now.)

    At the moment the Powers that Be are actually having the nerve to remake his 1969 masterpiece “The Wild Bunch”. Now, apart from the fact that some films should never be remade it crossed my mind as to who the hell would play such moody, disgruntled looking men in this age of pretty boy actors.

    Yeah, you guessed it: I can just see Byrne as Pike Bishop delivering that great line: ” When you side with a man you stay with him and if you can’t do that you’re less than some animal! We’re finished!”

    Yeah, with the grey in his hair now and a little bit of stubble I could live with that.

    I’d still prefer to see him working as Byron with Ken Russell again though.

    Ah well, maybe in another universe.

    Be good,

    Charley.

  4. Gabriel in William Holden’s signature role! Wow. What a great idea. We know GB loves the westerns, so I bet he would jump at the chance (although all the horseback time would be tough to take these days, I imagine). From moody psychiatrist to moody Wild West anti-hero–yes! Thanks for dropping by, Charley.

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